Tuesday, April 23, 2013

SPOILER ALERT!

Daenerys Targaryen is a Bad. Ass. Bitch.

1. Just look at her. Look at her. LOOK AT HER!

2. After her psychotic, idiotic brother sold her into marriage, she decided to become a true member of the people to which she was now queen Khaleesi.

3. SHE DECIDED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS SEXY ASSHOLE.

4. She ate the heart of a god damn horse.

5. She is a firm, but gentle leader. Like, she'll save your life from rapists, but if you use black magic to kill her husband, she'll like... burn you alive.

6. She WALKED INTO A FIRE AND DIDN'T DIE OR EVEN GET BURNED. Oh, and she emerged with a few DRAGONS.

7. She led the people she inherited from her husband through desolate wasteland instead of abandoning them for her own sake.

8. She took on a bunch of really weird, obviously wine-addicted warlocks to save her dragons children.

9. She locked a bunch of traitorous assholes inside an empty vault to die, then stole all their money because they sucked.

10. SHE JUST BOUGHT A CITY'S ARMY, TURNED THEM AGAINST THE CITY, BURNED THEIR LEADER ALIVE WITH A DRAGON, THEN FREED ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE ARMY...... AND THEY DECIDED TO FIGHT FOR HER ANYWAY.

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, you are my hero now and forever. No one will institutionalize me if I start acting with even half this badassery and power, will they? Alright, good. Now that that's settled, I'm off to take back the Iron Throne...

Or go to sleep. Same thing, right?

3 comments:

  1. MOTHER OF DRAGONS. so badass. there is no way she won't win the game of the thrones, am i right?! e.w.s.

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  2. I have never seen this show, but it looks awesome in a really cracked out sort of way. I don't do well with sex on tv, though (makes me uncomfortable), and I've heard there's a lot of that.

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    1. The first season definitely has a lot of sex, but the 2nd season (and 3rd... so far) have less of it. The storyline is outstanding. Besides, you can read the books instead -- no tv sex scenes & you get to experience the same wonderful stories. All the women (with the exception of ONE) are written so strongly. It is extremely refreshing to have a story about strong women AND men, not just the latter. I really, really think you'd like it, especially since you have the option of just reading instead of watching :)

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