1. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are splitting. Aphrodite, how can you be so cruel?
2. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger plan to wed.
These two will most likely procreate the Antichrist we've all been warned about.
3. Ryan Lochte and Tyra were in one room at the same time. Their combined egos did not destroy each other; in fact, they melded together to create one giant, duckfaced superego.
4. People are taking the GOP seriously.
5. This fall marks the beginning of the last seasons of 30 Rock, The Office, and Gossip Girl.
