SPOILER ALERT!

Daenerys Targaryen is a Bad. Ass. Bitch.

1. Just look at her. Look at her. LOOK AT HER!

2. After her psychotic, idiotic brother sold her into marriage, she decided to become a true member of the people to which she was now queen Khaleesi.

3. SHE DECIDED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS SEXY ASSHOLE.

4. She ate the heart of a god damn horse.

5. She is a firm, but gentle leader. Like, she'll save your life from rapists, but if you use black magic to kill her husband, she'll like... burn you alive.

6. She WALKED INTO A FIRE AND DIDN'T DIE OR EVEN GET BURNED. Oh, and she emerged with a few DRAGONS.

7. She led the people she inherited from her husband through desolate wasteland instead of abandoning them for her own sake.

8. She took on a bunch of really weird, obviously wine-addicted warlocks to save her dragons children.

9. She locked a bunch of traitorous assholes inside an empty vault to die, then stole all their money because they sucked.

10. SHE JUST BOUGHT A CITY'S ARMY, TURNED THEM AGAINST THE CITY, BURNED THEIR LEADER ALIVE WITH A DRAGON, THEN FREED ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE ARMY...... AND THEY DECIDED TO FIGHT FOR HER ANYWAY.

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, you are my hero now and forever. No one will institutionalize me if I start acting with even half this badassery and power, will they? Alright, good. Now that that's settled, I'm off to take back the Iron Throne...

Or go to sleep. Same thing, right?

Answering Too Many Questions

If you've never watched any of my other videos, this is the (funny) one I suggest you start off with. Listen to me talk about football, dogs, TV, underwear, guns, and lots of other awesome, fun, scandalous things.

This idea was totally stolen from Meet Me In The Crowd.

(Check back later this week for progress on this entry!)

All My Gonnas Down the Drain

Anything I could have possibly done thus far this week has been interrupted by my back pain. I even slept until 7 p.m. today because my sleep was so inadequate that I had to compensate.

I've been stretching copiously to try and work out some of the pain while watching my favorite shows and starting a new one (Twin Peaks). The only thing I'm succeeding at is stretching every other muscle in my body and getting addicted to David Lynch's freakshow on my computer screen.

I'd like to grovel at the feet of all of my friends I haven't seen this week. It's not you, it's my degrading health.

Like I told a friend early this morning: sometimes, it's hard to be positive when your body feels like it's shutting down on you. I won't ever wallow in it, but I will accept the sadness when it comes.

Today has been one of those days. I'm gonna keep the sadness company, but tomorrow will be a new day and I will attempt, yet again, to do what I want and need to do.